Sunday, May 19, 2013

Pardon the Interruption

Hello, bloggers! Such a foolish act: both blogging and leaving your blog open and logged in while being chased. Isn't it funny how the, what did the 'scientist' call him, 'fairy'(?) is gone when needed. Or how the beast is off hunting what it believes to be Lynx rufus when it is needed to most? So foolish, so naive. In case your wondering (and I know you are) he's alive. But can't talk, he's currently...tied up, so to speak. What fun I shall have tonight.

23 comments:

  1. And just who might you be?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. What's this? The 'scientist'? She's on top of things! Amazing! He'd probably be happy that someone nearly as insignificant as he is reading his blog! If he wasn't screaming, that is. Or in pain. Tell me: how much trauma can the 'patient' take before the ultimatum?

      Delete
    2. I swear to god if you hurt him, I will personally hunt you down.

      Delete
    3. Let's have a betting pool!

      Delete
    4. And he's already in pain. I can promise you that.

      Delete
    5. Name calling? Already? You've almost set a new record! Try harder next time, dear. You were close.

      Delete
    6. Yeah, I dont take too kindly to people fucking with my friends.

      Delete
    7. 'Friends'? You consider this insignificant a friend? Even though he's confessed to his murders? Even though he once had as much of that 'azoth' in him as a regular 'proxy'? You have poor taste in friends. Poor taste, indeed.

      Delete
    8. And the profanity! The wonders that this world sends my way! Tell me, since you consider him a friend, would you rather I remove an arm, or a leg?

      Delete
    9. Time is short. In, say, an hour, I'll take both!

      Delete
    10. Excuse me, is that 'both' I hear?

      Delete
    11. If that's your final answer: I'll inform your 'friend' of the operation. And of your choice.

      Delete
    12. Hmm, so she chose! What fun I'll have! Operation will begin shortly. Your 'friend' is soon going to be a one-armed man! Right arm, left arm. So many choices, so little time.

      Delete
    13. Before I begin: Tell me, would you a recording of the operation?

      Delete
    14. I do? I'm only performing a simple operation. And bringing about the wrath of justice! If you find justice sick, that probably explains those 'incidents' involving Jared.

      Delete
    15. And, yes, I know all about that. When I go 'hunting,' I research my 'prey' well. It makes the 'hunt' more invigorating.

      Delete
  2. Betting pool on how much trauma my 'patient' can handle! I'd say maybe 10 minutes worth! Anyone want to join? It's good fun.

    ReplyDelete